Please read this poem I wrote in first grade
So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”
And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”
i don’t get it
I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting
If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.
mAY I TAKE YOUR BAGS, SIR
Daniel Radcliffe in polaroids.
"Will you say ‘I do’?" The pastor asks me. "Can this wait for like a minute I’m in the middle of a Pokemon battle" I reveal my 3DS which has been hidden under my tuxedo this entire time. my fiancé and our families gasp in horror at my incompetence "Please it’s a shiny Braixen I found in someone’s safari I can’t stop now" they all settle in understanding. I raise my DS and display the closed pokeball to the gathered members. They all cheer simultaneously
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