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godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

My therapist just told me a joke.

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

12b6:

lawbadger:

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

Me too. 

SHIT

12b6:

lawbadger:

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

Me too. 

SHIT

yummytomatoes:

mAY I TAKE YOUR BAGS, SIR

yummytomatoes:

mAY I TAKE YOUR BAGS, SIR

Daniel Radcliffe in polaroids.

(Source: bodowski)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Ancient Egypt was not a mixed society.
Ancient Egypt was PITCHED BLACK until the 7th century AD, when Indo Aryans called Arabs invaded from Central Asia.
For 99 percent of Egyptian history, Egypt was as BLACK as Nigeria, as BLACK as Congo, and as BLACK as Senegal.
King Tut was a dark skinned black man,
Queen Tiye was a beautiful and EXTREMELY dark skinned woman.
Hatshepsut was also very very very dark skinned.
Even during the Ptolemaic period of Kemet, the Egyptians were primarily African.
The fact that the most advanced civilization of human history was composed primarily of Black People is the most annoying and frustrating thing to white supremacist historians today.

felinefucker:

"Will you say ‘I do’?" The pastor asks me. "Can this wait for like a minute I’m in the middle of a Pokemon battle" I reveal my 3DS which has been hidden under my tuxedo this entire time. my fiancé and our families gasp in horror at my incompetence "Please it’s a shiny Braixen I found in someone’s safari I can’t stop now" they all settle in understanding. I raise my DS and display the closed pokeball to the gathered members. They all cheer simultaneously

(Source: felinefucker-moved13)

human:

reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them

human:

reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them

timothydelaghetto:

lisabeam:

fahbulus:

taking selfies with my friends like

image

aren’t those the guys from scrubs?

LMFAO that comment!